Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Minimum Wage Laws

 Hot soup on a campfire under the bridge
Shelter line stretchin' 'round the corner
Welcome to the new world order
Families sleepin' in their cars in the Southwest
No home no job no peace no rest
The highway is alive tonight
But nobody's kiddin' nobody about where it goes
I'm sittin' down here in the campfire light
Searchin' for the ghost of Tom Joad

                                           Bruce Springsteen 1995


          In the last five years, the term “living wage” has made its way into the political babbling. It’s generally used to justify minimum wage laws, with the idea being that all people have to be paid enough money for the work they do to live on. This therefore justifies the government involving itself in a financial transaction between employer and employee. The logic of paying someone a living wage at first glance seems compelling: you gotta eat, don't you?  

But dig a little deeper, and the logic breaks down. Let's look at it from both the perspective of the employer and the employee. The goal of businesses is to make money. Therefore almost by definition an employer will never pay an employee an amount of money that will cause him to lose money on the deal. In other words, employees are only hired because they bring more value to the company than what their wages are.  

For example, let's assume that an employer has to pay $10 an hour in wages and taxes to a particular worker. If that worker's labor brings $11 of revenue to the employer, he will hire the person. If that same worker’s labor only brings in $9 of revenue, obviously he won’t get hired; the employer would be losing money every hour.

          Therefore, from the perspective of the employer, he will continuously decrease the amount of employees that he hires as the minimum wage is increased. The federal and state governments can enact all the minimum wage laws they want, but it won’t affect how much value to the company the worker can bring to the table,  With the current federal minimum wage being $7.25, if the employee’s skills are only worth $7 to the employer, he will stay unemployed. 

From the perspective of the employee, I always find these living wage arguments kind of condescending to them. Now granted, the people making minimum wage are on the low and of either skills, education, or brains in our society. Or all three. As a workers’ compensation attorney for almost 20 years, I know these people well. I deal with them every day. But nobody is dumb enough to take a job that doesn't benefit them. If the wages do not provide enough for them to live on, such as for food, shelter, clothing, etc., they simply won't take the job. No one is putting a gun to their head to work for any amount of money. If there were no minimum wage laws an employer would love to offer the employee $1 an hour, as he’d make a lot more money. But the employee won’t take it, because it wouldn’t be worth his time.  

Some of the employees might choose to take a job less than the minimum wage to gain skills in order to later on make more money. Because of the minimum wage laws they don’t have this option. Others might realize that their limited education and skills are such that they cannot bring enough value to a company to justify even getting the minimum wage. Those people will stay unemployed regardless of whether they want to work for less, because of these laws.  The bottom line is, minimum wage laws cost jobs, in a predictable pattern.  

So what do you do for that small minority that genuinely don't have the ability to work? As we said, you gotta eat. Even someone like me, a believer in a radically reduced size of government, thinks we need some limited social programs, such as food stamps. It's much better to have a humane, charitable country that takes care of its poor than it is to distort the laws of classical economics. The latter never works anyway. 

Have a good night everyone. 

JR

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Facebook 10 Commandments

Don't you know that no one alive can always be an angel
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord please don't let me be misunderstood
I've got my faults just like anyone
Sometimes I lie awake long regretting
Some foolish thing, some sinful thing I've done 

                              Elvis Costello 1986

You've probably heard by now that archaeologists in Jerusalem recently dug up a second 10 Commandments, this one dealing exclusively with Facebook.  The following are my thoughts on whether I can obey or not.  Remember, these are God's rules, not mine.

1)    Thou shalt not post any comments about poop, pee, projectile vomiting, or any other bodily fluids coming from your sick child - Look, we’re parents, it's our job to take care of this stuff.  Let's just keep this a secret between us, okay?

2)    Thou shalt not have an extended Facebook posting conversation with your spouse - Come on, she’s sitting next to you on the couch, quit playing up for the fans.

3)    Thou shalt not announce when you are going on a trip - I guess God doesn't want you to get robbed.  I don't know though, are any of your Facebook friends really gonna rob you? I think it's also interesting knowing where people are traveling.  Which brings me to Commandment number…

4)    Thou shalt post pictures and comments of cool places and events you just got back from - Hey, at some point in my life when I have time I plan on traveling again, and I trust a friend’s opinion more than a travel blog.

5)    Thou shalt post cute comments your young children make – Personally, I'm not into them, but I get the feeling I'm the definite minority here.  I just either find them not so cute or don't really believe the kid said it.  The only logical conclusion is I'm a mean, cold person who hates children.

6)    Thou shalt post pictures of your happy children - Seeing pictures of kids smiling makes me optimistic for the future. The only logical conclusion is I'm a nice, warm person who loves children.

7)    Thou shalt not post more than twice a day - Obviously God is more lenient than I was here.

8)    Thou shalt occasionally tell your spouse that you love them, but shall not post constant PDAs - Should I say it?  Thinking, thinking… maybe not… still thinking… Oh, what the hell, it's just a blog; For reasons I think I understand but won’t comment on, my friends that have posted the most consistently and syrupy about their spouses have gotten divorced.  Just sayin’.

9)    Thou shalt tell everyone when you get fired – Huh? Where did this one come from? I've seen a lot of friends do this, and now that I think about it actually makes sense.  Most jobs come from referrals, and what better, more efficient way to get a new job than have the people that actually care about you looking.  Also, maybe it's just me, but I'm always hopeful that after they’re let go a buddy will go for broke, start their own business, and be rollin’ in it within 3 years.

10) Thou shalt post frequent, lengthy comments about events that you are at right now – YES!  There is a God, this is all the proof you need.  This cracks me up every single time.  There is nothing funnier than someone showing you how great a time they're having, by interrupting it to write about what a great time they're having.  Maybe it's me, but this kills me.  Whoever's doing this, please don't stop, my doctor says I need to laugh more. 

God I enjoy Facebook.

Have a good night everyone.

JR