Sunday, May 20, 2012

Show Me Everything

          Just give me what I know is mine,
People do you hear me, just give me the sign,
It ain't much I'm asking, if you want the truth,
Here's to the future, for the dreams of youth,
I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now. 

          Queen 1989


I need to rant tonight.  I really hate to do this because as I was rereading some of my blogs, I realized that I sometimes sounded like an angry young man. That's unfortunate because A) I've never been happier, and B) I'm not young anymore. 
But I'm not happy about the whole Netflix situation.  No, not the part about them recently raising prices.  Kind of the opposite, actually. 
Right now the technology exists to instantly stream every movie and every television show in the history of the world to your TV.  Whatever you want to watch, at any time, that’s ever existed, on your TV.  Right.  Now.  It's one of the more amazing innovations that has ever occurred in entertainment, and has surprisingly not gotten the amount of attention that it deserves. 
          So let's take the market leader, Netflix.  Instead of having everything immediately, the large majority of movies can’t be streamed.  Some aren't available in any format.  For the others you have to wait for the CD in the mail, and then wait for Netflix to receive the disk.  The Postal Service is going to disappear soon, but for now I'm not such a big fan of relying on them.  The whole process is annoying, especially when you realize there's a better way.
          So why isn't everything streamed? Movies are big business, and right now the studios and companies like Netflix can't figure out a way to make everybody financially happy.  I don't remember the exact numbers, but the studios make far more on a CD rental than a streamed rental. 
          Whatever.  Just get a deal done.  I'm guessing there are a lot of people who would be willing to pay a lot of money to be able to stream everything.  I'm one of them.  An arm and a leg.  Anything but my firstborn.  Seriously, this has got to be worth at least as much as your cable bill, right?
Why is this so important to me?  Because I'm in stage 2 of the three stages of life, which I just thought of 8 seconds ago.  Stage 1 is when you're single, and are either cool or think you're cool.  Stage 3 is when all the kids have moved out of the house, and you actually have some free time again. 
I'm in stage 2, the young kid stage, when between work and family you're in a constant state of exhaustion.  Look, I'm not complaining; like I said, I've never been happier or more fulfilled.  But this is the stage when after work, putting your kids to bed, and taking care of all your other obligations after that, you just don't get out much.  Movies on a big screen at home are a nice alternative.  I would say in the seven years since my oldest was born, I've watched more movies than I have in the rest of my life combined.
So work it out Netflix, or whatever company wants to crush them.  We’re waiting.
Have a good night everyone.
JR